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The totally not-for-profit page dedicated to the wit and wisdom of Tony Kornheiser


"Tony Kornheiser is the funniest writer in world history. And I do not say this because he is my close personal friend. I say this because I am a pathological liar." -- Dave Barry (from Pumping Irony by T. Kornheiser)
Tony Kornheiser - sportswriter, syndicated columnist, Washington Post humourist, author. He pens (types?) insightful, irreverent articles that are frequently hilarious, always thought-provoking. He gets paid to say things that many of us wish we could, but don't for fear of censure. Tony Kornheiser has no such fear. Now doesn't that sound interesting? His Style section column is published every Sunday and can be found online by going through the Washington Post's search engine. But why do all that when I do it for you? Enjoy! The Archive is always growing. If you enjoy these snippets of his columns, please consider showing your support by purchasing Pumping Irony, Tony Kornheiser's book. It's very funny and you won't find any of those columns available here! Ask for it by name! And when you're done with that one, there's more! Grab a copy of Bald As I Wanna Be.

The Archive


Tony Kornheiser's readers write, too!

Here's a column from "Trunks" Cortes. He's pretty good, give him a read:
The Presence of Politics.
Like Trunks? There's more! Read his Super Bowl Sunday column.
And another by Trunks - Inaug Day.

Here are one reader's observations that he'd like to share with Tony. He's given his permission to let me share his article with the rest of you, so let's hear it for Ralph Dines and his thoughts on The Big Jack. And here's an encore from him, more on the Big Jack.

Who is this man?


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